ho,ho Ho, ho Ho, ho and ho; the last ho was not a ho Ho, ho and ho; the ho last was not a “ho” Santa Claus is old and has been so for a long Time, he has a yearly facelift in Argentina. He lives in the mountain range of Andes where The old junta had their summer villas but this Totally beside the point as the military had their Own Santa Claus, a retired General. The military Santa had a strange sense of fun Union leaders got to ride in a sledge, but had to Jump into the sea at the coast of Peru. Some made it ashore only to be caught by CIA Agents and given more water. Meanwhile, The civilian Santa had to traverse the world and Send Chinese- made toys down chimneys, And like the smiling pope, ask people to be happy.