Wednesday, December 31, 2014

mammal

My mother was so proud of her breasts she would not let me suckle her tits. But our sow had just had a dozen mother put me with them the piglets didn't notice the difference. At the restaurant they served suckling pigs, I was naked and with an apple in my mouth before someone noticed An Arabic sheikh offered my mother plenty of money to eat me with pepper and salt, but that was the moment when my father made his great entrance. The sheikh had been too mean, anyway the police. I was sent to an orphanage and people there used to call me the sheikh. After my father died and mother was feeling lonely she said I could suckle her breasts, but by that time they were big an ungainly so I refused; I remember she cried and said I lacked consideration for her age.

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